This lady here, Patty Stanger, is a so called Millionaire Matchmaker. I watch her show. It is quite interesting. She hooks up people for a living. Not only is she extremely successful in hooking love birds up, but she is behind hundreds of weddings. So clearly she has the good good on catching a man/woman on both sides of the fence. She thinks like a man but still knows what its like to be a woman. She is harsh, but she knows what she's doing.Anywho, she was on the Tyra show and she had 5 tips on how to catch a man. Lol. Hey, who knows...you may find them to come in handy. These are irrelevant to my life right now but they might be relevant to yours lol. Here's the 5 Tips Patti gave about catching a man:
- Grow out your hair (idk what she talking 'bout here...my momma has short hair and my parents have been married for 20 years and i got short hair and uhhhmmm I lowkey be pullin so...idk what she talking about lol)
- Get fit - exercising makes you feel better and a happier and that helps you attract men
- Get away from your friends- their advice often drives you away; they don't have minds like men so they often don't know what they are talking about
- Get dating cards (that MUST BE for white people lmao) no comment lol
- Make a wish list- oooo mines is:
- loves God
- intelligent and able to hold an intellectual conversation
- clean...can't be dusty and busted lookin' lol
- in college or college bound
- must be able to handle a strong woman
- can be funny lol that won't hurt
- able to treat me like a lady at all times...never like im another nigga
- not cocky...that is not cute
- must be done sucking mommy's titties (sorry but its the truth, get a job and quit taking her money); hence man up!
- understands a woman but not a simp
- thinks for himself
- doing something with his life and ambitious
Now i know this seems like its impossible but I have had it before TWICE out of 4 boyfriends. LOL, yeah they are a little hard to find but it is worth it when you don't have to deal with ignorance and drama and baggage. 'S why i don't date much nowadays but i don't avoid it either. So fellas...if you have most of these qualities...I'm single and minglin' hehe.
Missing a boo,
Cee.
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